Funny Story With Morals

1)A horse and a chicken were playing in a meadow. Suddenly, the horse fell into a mude hole, and started sinking. He called to the chicken for help. The chicken knew it wasn't strong enough to pull out the horse by herself, so the chicken runs to the farm to get the farmer. But the farmer was nowhere to be found. So the chicken drove the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole, tied some rope around the bumper, and threw it to the horse. The chicken drove the car forward and saved the horse from sinking.

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again, and this time the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go get some help from the farmer. The horse thought to himself, "I think I can stand over that hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and was pulled to safety.

Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

2)A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear lets his hand slide up her leg.

She immediately says, "Father, remember Psalm 129".

The priest says sorry and removes his hand but is unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.

The Nun once again says, "Father remember Psalm 129".

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his way. Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up Psalm 129 and it said, "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"

Moral of the Story: In your job should always be well informed or you may miss a great opportunity.